Fun Facts
Things you could be doing, rather than looking at this website.
Sheep puns
Perpetual Debates
Movies Hollywood will never make
Movies that slip through the cracks
Pick up lines that may work on the non-judgemental and hard of hearing
Ways to hurt and maim stupid people, please do not attempt
Ways to improve Various Movies
Cliches run amok
Things that shouldn't amuse me as much as they do.
Inanimate Objects I would hate to be
Taking over the world in 101 Steps
Dirty Anagrams
Horrible Names for Self-Help Books
One side of a phone conversation...
Things I wish I could say to people who annoy me
My girlfriend is so fat and old or why I only have an imaginary girlfriend...
I'm more pissed...