1. I'm more pissed off than a priest at a Marylin Manson concert.
  2. I'm more pissed off than a dinner table at a coffee table convention.
  3. I'm more pissed off than the radio star that was killed by video.
  4. I'm more pissed off than the team that won the world series the year Bill Buckner blew the play. More
    people remember Bill Buckner than them winning.
  5. I'm more pissed off than the National House of Pancakes. How can they compete on the international
    scale?
  6. I'm more pissed off than Bowser when he get's cock-blocked by Mario.
  7. I'm more pissed off than a green tree surrounded by color changing show-offs.
  8. I'm more pissed than a republican at a welfare convention.
  9. I'm more pissed off then an oragami duckling, who's always overshadowed by that oragami swan.
  10. I'm more pissed off then Arch Bishop Desmond Tutuu. But he seems pretty level headed, so that's
    probably not that difficult to be more pissed then him.
  11. I'm more pissed off then the bear who doesn't shit in the woods and is fed up with the stereotype.
  12. I'm more pissed off then an ampersand. It means the same thing as and, but it never gets chosen.
  13. I'm more pissed off then the guy who sold the iron man costume for scrap metal for $1.59 only to find out
    its value later.
  14. I'm more pissed off then the sandwich that got blamed for Mama Cass' death.
  15. I'm more pissed off then a bowling pin. "Oh, great, I'd standing up again, hurray. What's that sound? Oh
    my god, here we go again."
  16. I'm more pissed off then a bowl of vegetables, that always gets passed up to pose when there's a bowl
    of fruit around.
  17. I'm more pissed off than John McEnroe losing at table tennis.
  18. I'm more pissed off then the other guy named "Yahoo Serious" because he always gets mistaken for the
    "famous" one.
  19. I'm more pissed off then a can of peanut brittle. People always think I'm full of those bouncy snake like
    things.
I'm more pissed...