|Q: Who's asking you questions if your site is new?
A: I am.
Q: Isn't that kind of pathetic?
A: I think pathetic, sans the kind of. But interesting note, Richard Kind is the
name of an actor. He was on Mad About You.
Q: Do you know what the word "interesting" means?
A: Well, you are a smart aleck.
Q: Hence the name of the site.
A: That's not a question.
Q: Sorry Alex. What's up with this site? Why isn't anything finished?
A: Rather then finish one part at a time, I've started multiple areas so that as
inspiration comes, there will be a ready outlet.
Q: Why don't you just admit you have ADHD?
A: I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Q: Are your jokes always this bad?
A: I strive for perfection. I come up very short.
Q: Why so much text?
A: Because the blank grey screen seemed boring.
A: You don't need to add anything to the boring comment.
Q: Will you actually respond to people besides yourself?
A: They can e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org
Q: How long did it take you to figure out how to put that link in there?
Q: So, have you gotten any questions yet?
A: Obviously not, if I'm still writing them myself.
Q: Well, why don't you specify topics that people can ask you about?
A: I'd hate to limit them. I mean if I specify that I'll only answer questions about
the mating habits of the albino three-toed sloth, I might not get that many
Q: What do you know about the mating habits of the three-toed sloth?
A: I know enough.
Q: Do you know what they call it when you can't think of the word for
A: That's some fine looking irony you got there.