1.ninja       
2.oranges
3.Michael Jackson
4.astronaut
5.salt
6.the new guy on Blue's Clues
7.Hall of Fame coach Tom Landry
8.a goldfish
9.Mr. Ed
10.a snork       
11.the Noid
12.the Gordon's Fisherman
13.the five w's and an h
14.Wolverine
15.Silver snowmen
16.Happy Gilmore
17.tuna fish
18.Doc Brown
19.Velcro
20.yodeling classes
21.dinosaurs
22.peanuts
23.tweed jackets
24.the Blue Angels
25. mountain time
26.Horatio Alger
27.Mozart
28. mediocre Caesar's ghost
29.Jesse James
30.UCLA
31.McNeil Lehrer
32.winter vacation
33.Holden Caulfield
34.Carrie
35.Grim Reaper
36.Bill S. Preston
37. Hootie, but not the blowfish
38.sand
39.tempura
40.Mike Martz
41. I.Q. tests
42. newspapers
43.ceiling fans
44.the space-time continuum
45. Groucho Marx
46.tannenbaum
47.Buddy from Charles in Charge
48.crimson
49.humvee
50. punctuation
Years from now, archiologist will uncover and use this
list to form opinions about our world. Considering I'm
still not sure what I wrote it for, I can cling to the hope
of confusing future generations.