Horrible Names
for Self-Help Books
1. Building Self-Esteem for Absolutely Stupid Idiot Morons
2. Taking Emotional Energy from Others
3.An Asshole's Guide to Life
4.The Seven Steps of Mildly Effective People
5.Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus, They Should Both Rot in Hell
6. How to Lose a Kid in Ten Days
7. Mein Kampf
8. How to Achieve More by Lowering the Bar
9. Procrastinate NOW!!
10. From Millionaire to Pothead
11. How to Use People
12. Final Exit
13. Happiness Equals Ingorance
14. Failure is THE Option
15. How to Get FREE Condiments From ANY Fast Food Restaraunt
16. lose weight WHENEVER YOU GET AROUND TO IT