This portion of the site is currently under procrastination. It will be open as
soon as I figure out more of the legal stuff. Like trademarking my logo,
even though it looks like it was drawn by a drunken five year old. And I
have to figure out how much to pay the drunken five-year old who does the
art work.

In the mean time, click

It won't actually do anything, but maybe it will help you pass the time.

Eerie how the eyes kind of follow you.

For now, this is where stuff I didn't have a place for is going:

It's hard to make it as an even number because the odds are stacked
against you.